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Tonight I asked my daughter Bette to pass me a snack I ordered from the school fundraiser. The conversation was...a funny one, to say the least.
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Bette: That's just wrong.
Me and Daddy: {{Blank stares and suppressed giggles}}
Me: What's wrong?
Bette: {{Even blanker stare}}: Huh? I didn't say anything was wrong. *Siiiiiiiiigh* Ok, the kids at school just say it. I don't know why.
Me to Daddy: Should I explain to her so she's not the only one at school who doesn't get it?
Daddy: Ooooh, I think she gets it.
Me: Bette, do you know... Nevermind LOOK AT THAT SMILE! Bette! You were going to let me explain it!
She totally knew what 'nuts' meant and was embarrassed that I caught her saying it was wrong to use the word. So of course Daddy and I had great fun at her expense all night.
Bette, can you put my nuts on the table?
Wow, Bette, these nuts are soooo good.
Bette, have you seen my nuts?
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Omg, how about when she showed me that perverted rubber band thing with boobs and penises? Has she figured out what "gay" means yet?
ReplyDeleteI know!!! I told her she's NOT allowed to play with rubber bands anymore hahahah I dont know if she's figured out gay yet...maybe I will ask her next time she walks by :D That could be a whoooooole other blog post!
ReplyDeleteLOL... far to cute... the things kids can say and the parents are left with their mouths hanging open...
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